INT. A SERIES OF TUBES – DAY

A screenwriting NOOB stumbles onto this website.

NOOB

I don’t know what the
fuck I’m doing. I should
learn some shit.


DA SHIT

We’ve all been there.
Read some of this shit
before you ask any more
dumbass questions.

Screenwriting Shit: A Guide For The Clueless


Someone has sent you here because, apparently, you don’t know shit about screenwriting.

The best thing you can do to get yourself started is to read some fucking screenplays.

There is a lot of info on this page, but you can also check out these pages…

But first though…

Read scripts!

Seriously, to get started in screenwriting, you need to know what they actually look like. Read some scripts first.

Reading lots of scripts is probably the single most productive thing you can do, other than actually spending time writing.

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